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Fly Away.....   3.27.2003 ............... Time Flies... ...when you have a real life.... Yeah - so working a normal, 9-5 job that I care about has done horrible things to my blog! It's weird, so much has happened, but the one thing that sticks out in my mind is something so incredibly mundane, and possibly stupid. I was parked in at work today. I was leaving early, because I was having a few people over for dinner tonight, and three cars had me all parked in!!! It was so annoying. But anyway, I'm going to try to write more on here again. So, til then...... LinktoComments('91525634') 11:42:00 PM 3.06.2003 ............... A short glossary I found this to be funny, even if it is only beneficial for men to have it all explained and everything. Part of me still believes that guys should just have to figure it out.... we don't get a handbook....should they? Anyway.... What women say, and what it means..... FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they feel they are right and you need to shut up. Never use "fine" to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments. FIVE MINUTES This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the "five minutes" that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash,so it's an even trade. NOTHING This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine." GO AHEAD (With Raised Eyebrows) This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing," and will end with the word "Fine." GO AHEAD (Normal Eyebrows) This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care." You will get a Raised Eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine," and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing." SOFT SIGH Again, not a word but a non-verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" mean that she is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content. THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before paying you back for whatever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is to be in some mighty big trouble. PLEASE DO This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance with the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay." THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS A LOT This is much different than "Thanks." A woman will say "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have offended her in some callous way and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh." Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the Loud Sigh," as she will only tell you "Nothing." LinktoComments('90270254') 7:44:00 PM 3.01.2003 ............... Terrorists You read about all these terrorists -- Most of them came here legally, but they hung around on these expired visas, some for as long as 10-15 years. Now, compare that to Blockbuster: You're two days late with a video and those people are all over you. Let's put Blockbuster in charge of immigration. - I didn't write it.... just thought it was funny.... LinktoComments('89954922') 10:09:00 AM   Maybe someday I'll be just like you and Step on people like you do and run Away all the people I thought I knew I remember back then who you were You used to be calm used to be strong Used to be generous but you Should've known that you'd Wear out your welcome now you see How quiet it is all alone I'm so sick of the tension Sick of the hunger Sick of you acting like I owe you this Find another place to feed your greed While I find a place to rest